by Jhene aiko plug March 14, 2021
Get the Rape facemug. When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
by Cubbykins April 5, 2017
Get the morning makeup facemug. The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.
by TissPee January 28, 2021
Get the Dump Facemug. When your friend’s nic is dead so you turn into a vape monster and decide to throw it at their face.
by Dumb6nitch9ine September 18, 2022
Get the Vaped in the facemug. by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010
Get the Ice Facemug. by andrew penis February 5, 2010
Get the face pushupsmug.