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Carrie Syndrome

Overthinker, acts of ADHD. Big hearted, and loves Asian guys with a large penis.
This girl must have Carrie syndrome. Look at her checking out that Vietnamese guy that is cute. She must want to clean his house and have sex with him.
by Crazydriver48 April 3, 2025
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Deez Nutz Syndrome

You constantly keep typing in Deez Nutz jokes to the point where you need to go to therapy.
Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck
by qazplmwsxoknbjicdetgbygc August 5, 2022
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lilMan syndrome

a very common condition in most males ages 11-21 . a syndrome in which a male does things he doesn’t know he’s doing (cheating) . this syndrome causes males to see no problem in the shit they do . niggas just do the shit and expect you to be okay with it . this syndrome may also cause a male to act violently or aggressively when told he has this syndrome.
Ethan has lilMan syndrome that’s why we are here today your honor .
by niggabasher101 July 3, 2018
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Barden-Syndrome

When a person is walking very slow taking them multiple days to get to a location.
“Sorry it took us multiple days to get to this location, it’s because we’re walking so slow we have Barden-Syndrome”
by Bardizzy18 March 22, 2025
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sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015
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Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
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Moscow Syndrome

A psychological or cultural coping phenomenon in which individuals raised in strict, conservative, or authoritarian environments publicly reject or criticize certain modern, liberal, or foreign values (e.g., LGBTQ+, anime, K-pop, urban hood culture), but secretly admire, consume, or even imitate them in private.

A psychological phenomenon which is a coping mechanism that when a person hate this culture/subculture/lifestyle like lgbtq+, anime, Taylor Swift minions and more, but this person because of hate this person secretly obsessed with that subculture/lifestyle/celebrity because either it is rejected by them, this lifestyle is not "good" according to his/family belief and just out of envy, Just like Russia hates west but many Russians including Putin officials have sent their kids to expensive western school and have expensive western goods, plus many russians are obssesed with western culture
A example of Moscow Syndrome is a man hates lgbtq+ and immodest women because of his religion but he secretly lusted at transwomen and sexy girls
A Russian propagandist have a Moscow Syndrome because he is promoting Russia as last bastion of anti-wokism and west is degenerate but he had luxurious western goods and his son schooled at Switzerland
He had a Moscow Syndrome because he rants us about anime and otakus, but he is secretly have anime photos and weeb
by yourcoolboui July 29, 2025
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