"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"
by Part Walker April 14, 2008

by kaitlynnoyewole December 5, 2020

Do they know their shit means have they mastered something, or do they know they're shit meaning their ignorance makes them worthless as an expert.
by I, Wreckerrr July 16, 2021

Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

A psychological disorder, driven by deep-seated guilt, whereas a person believes they are doing everything wrong and constantly making mistakes.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021
