Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Dog

A good boy or girl or a them

(Person 1) look at the good boy!
(Person 2) AWWA WHAT A CUTE DOGGY!!!

by Ffhfhbf January 22, 2021

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Dirty Dog

Grant Richard Collins touches his gf in the school bathroom during passing period.

Grant Richard Collins is a dirty dog

by swaetynigballs April 24, 2025

You guys are Dogs!

Refers to Haven members wiping on Faerlina petrification pull. Also, commonly used during any other time whilst raiding.

You guys are griefing me. Insane. I will retire "soon". You guys are Dogs!

by Shortlifemaybe May 12, 2021