dog person

a person who likes dogs (feet) a little too much, someone with a foot fetish

a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”

by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

Brome dog

Another word for your homie. Brome is orginated from the words bro and homedog.

Me: Hey Emma, what's good?
Emma: Oh nothin' much brome dog.

by Lindshter July 8, 2011

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019

dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021