by BIG DICKLES February 14, 2020
Get the Fuck facemug. When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
by B Dingus July 23, 2021
Get the Red face Enterprisemug. When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
Get the Schrodinger's Facemug. A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022
Get the Face-to-foot stylemug. - Contraction of Cockney Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
by Radiomac September 13, 2020
Get the Cock-Facemug. The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
Get the Dick Face-Timemug. A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
Get the Face Hemorrhoidmug.