Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

To The Face

1. Consuming something in it's entirety to ones self.

Brandi, smoked a blunt to the face.

by @faithfullyfaded January 7, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

face grease

the act of face yerping

on dawgs I face greased ur yin

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

cotton face

Once a term used with racial hate undertones has now been used widely amongst Gen X marijuana smokers for an entirely different reason with zero derogatory racial intentions. Quite hilarious situation to describe having an extreme case of 'cotton mouth'. AKA 'dry mouth' one of the common side effects from using marijuana. The jump from a standard case of cotton mouth to cotton face requires one of two or both of the following symptoms.

1) Mouth is so dry your tongue will almost stay stuck to your pallet / roof of your mouth making it nearly impossible to speak normally. Feels like if you don't get something to drink immediately you could choke on your own tongue or even your throat will seal shut. & 2) mouth so dry its now affecting your face and it does this when your lips get stuck up above the gum line of teeth. Much like the 'Fire Marshall Bill' character from "In Living Color" comedy skit show of the early 90's played by Jim Carrey.

When hot boxing the car like we use to as teenagers, not only did it bring back some good nostalgic feelings but also some not so fun things like the moment you realize during a stoned monologue about whatever stony minds tend to ponder about just ranting away happily to the sudden urgent need to wet your whistle as lips get curled under and above your gum line and tongue becomes impossible to use correctly in speech as it gets stuck to roof of your mouth. your friends all look at one another and all painfully laugh cause we all have cotton face with lips above the gum line. Roll the window down and lets get a drink !
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by Luv H8 Luv March 1, 2024

cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011