Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023
Get the Sex Saladmug. When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
Get the pre-anal sex checkmug. by Big booty sexer July 7, 2017
Get the big booty sexmug. Dude, he had sex last night.
by Supersmexyshark December 9, 2022
Get the SEXmug. The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!
by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012
Get the sex dredsmug. by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020
Get the National sex daymug. 