Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Balls to the walls

When your balls are on the wall because they were stapled there. Used in anger

Jimmy: hey Tim did you study for the test
Tim: Balls To the Walls I forgot

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

Balls

Something woman have

Damn, that girl has balls

by Roomtempmilk July 12, 2022

balls deep

this is when someone is seen, or caught lacking, with their hand or hands in their pants. Usually scratching their balls for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Wow, you're balls deep there!
Guy 2: *Scoffs* (knowing he was caught)

by Have you ever bathed? May 11, 2024

Elite ball knowledge

A ball with elite knowladge.

Person1: Dang that ball got elite ball knowledge,
Person2: I'm disliking this post 🤬👎👎👎

by GURFLA April 30, 2025

Balls

The landing page if you click the first link of any word on Urban Dictionary enough times.

I got from Jerma to Balls!

by Gwen Saurchest June 11, 2022

shaggers balls

Saw testicles from striking them repeatedly in you partners face, or against her vagina during the act of sex.

Peter has been having intercourse all night and can't walk properly today because he has shaggers balls.

by Jake the Blake February 10, 2014