National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

May 7, 2018 Send a nude to someone you trust or know it won’t be leaked. Happy Send Nudes day you horny people!

Hey it’s National Send Nudes Day

by honuraa June 3, 2018

National full send day

National full send day is were there are no half sends just full sends this day takes place on may 1

National Full send day isn’t just 4 words it’s an attitude

by King drew April 30, 2020

national fuck Leo

The day where we all fuck and finger Leo

Let’s all participate in national fuck Leo day

by anonymous April 26, 2023

National twerk day

National twerk day is 19th of October and you get a whole day to twerd on anyone and as many people as you like for 24hours

Jack:steph
Steph:yeah...

Jack:*starts twerking on steph*
Steph:OMG JACK WHAT ARE U DOING
jack:it's national twerk day

Basically u can twerk an anyone u want without a consequence

by Your_ugly October 7, 2020