james cock

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.

Take cover, here cums one of those pesty James Cocks. He looks like an Angry Bird.

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017

compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.

we totally did the compton cock last night

by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017

cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 20, 2017

Sucking at Cocks

The action of licking the air while grasping for cocks, but you can't quite reach them.

He says he doesn't want a boyfriend, but in the meantime he's just sucking at cocks.

by Monsterwol October 16, 2017

Cock

1. Another word for penis or dick.

2. A roster
3. BWC or BBC

Jim: Hey bob come over later so we can watch a movie
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay

Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.

by TheBigCheese233 October 25, 2017