Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

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Cock-Points

The "groves" or "cuts" where the hip flexors and abdominal muscles meet the pelvis in the pubic region as a result of having extremely defined lower abs.

Dude, your abs are shredded. You're developing some serious Cock-Points.

by DjSchweppes July 29, 2021

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A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 4, 2021

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Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.

Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!

by DG911 January 31, 2024

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cock fame

1. You dick is so big it makes you famous.
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice

Stop trying to suck up all my cock fame and steal my dick game punk ass bitch

by Hoodassnigga November 20, 2017

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