An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
Get the Italian Car Washmug. Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021
Get the pressure wash the ovariesmug. This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.
This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.
by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006
Get the vietnamese ass washmug. by okokstopit January 12, 2021
Get the George Washing machinemug. by Whisker dog July 25, 2011
Get the Norweigen car washmug. The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.
"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.
by guitargodrob1970 February 27, 2009
Get the Faux Wash and Drymug. by j fuckin byrd March 19, 2009
Get the mississippi car washmug.