defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

Knock It Under The Bed

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

by zmillz1125 June 14, 2018

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020

Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

party down under

a party in a girls vagina, usually a mom. Needs to be kenny's mom cause she is the only one big enough. you usually bring furniture and climb up in her vagina. Also, bring food. Go there every night at 6pm. Actually a.m. cause she is sleeping so nothing will tip over.

Are you going to the party down under?

hells yeah

Bring chips

OK

by The bomb shizznit May 10, 2005

Foot under the stall

To be; screwed, out of work etc. To have failed.

I put my foot under the stall on that one!
Eh, he put his foot under the stall on that.
I might of well have put my foot under the stall!

by Lou8989 September 21, 2007

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009