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Paper treatment 

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
Paper treatment by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Victor treatment

Victor is a guy who is very selfish and mistreats you terribly and doesnt take in account your feelings or povs on things. he is also french (most of the time)
He is giving me a Victor treatment! what a dickhead!!!🙄
Victor treatment by dyckrider October 4, 2023

Cinder Block Treatment 

Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.
Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!

Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!
Cinder Block Treatment by LMD11 March 20, 2011

Sean Lee Treatment 

Straight getting knocked the fuck out. (Can be lethal, can be an illegal hit) but you still get laid out. High chance of getting top 5 on SportsCenter's top 10.
Keyshawn Johnson: Wow what a hit, definitely can be the play of the year!
Boomer: COM'N man!!! He sure got the Sean Lee Treatment!

the bowl treatment 

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.
dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.
the bowl treatment by emu fagget January 19, 2014

Pre-Trick 'r Treaters

Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.
I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.
Pre-Trick 'r Treaters by sieffy13 October 30, 2014

truck or treating 

When you ride around on the back of a truck throwing candy at kids on Halloween.
You going goin trick or treating?
"Nah I'm going truck or treating"
truck or treating by Ninjaturtle101 December 31, 2015