Cheese Touch

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone

*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Mierdas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

Ohh you touch my tralala

Some fag on youtubes catchy line

Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom

by Gorgorgir January 7, 2010

invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

pipi touch

someone that wants to touch your cock

pipi touch ??
..... ok.

by FadesG October 26, 2010

mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018