A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024

Cook

Good, hot, amazing.

Mihaela: Why is Childish Gambino considered so cook?
Aaron: He has raaange, he IS cook.

by sortbyfirstname January 24, 2021

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Conor Cooke

IBA boxing fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in WBA history between him and Paul O’Driscoll.

Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?

That's Conor Cooke

by madonestyl November 5, 2021