My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
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Get the Moist Mouse mug.Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.
by User1893 July 21, 2022
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Get the Mickey Mouse ears mug.A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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Get the Mickey Mouse Show mug.Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
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