Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Brianna Horne

Most likely your friends' ex-girlfriend, probably an ex because of your friend's actions.Will probably not talk to you after a break-up. Super pretty, and will love you as long as you treat her right. She will tell you when you are in the wrong. You probably break your heart...again at a school dance. Most likely lesbian. She is honestly an amazing person and if you think she's a bad person or an asshole you were probably the asshole.

me: Brianna is an asshole.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.

by Igotdumpedbybriannahorne November 15, 2019

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

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Horns

Extreme way of saying that someone is horny

Bro she's giving me the F*** me eyes, she must be hella horns

by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013