by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012
Get the pre-googlemug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. 'What's with the party hat Meg?'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017
Get the google birthdaymug. google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019
by relevationslrf February 24, 2022
Get the google slidesmug. 
Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
by rchgrca November 25, 2014
Get the Google Esquiremug. by Hawiw November 2, 2016
Get the google drunkmug.