SUV Driver

Man, Mississippi has so many SUV drivers!
by Andabusheed March 13, 2024
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Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
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Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.
I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.
by charliekelly July 23, 2008
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Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
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Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.
Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!
by not gbomber March 24, 2003
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Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.
OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...
by OMKOM March 24, 2003
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designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl December 07, 2015
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