A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019
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by Ukrainian Dad March 30, 2020
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Cool Person: omg it’s Caleb let’s see if he will buy a chicken wing ding-a-ling!
Person 2: I’m sure he will he is nice 😌
Person 2: I’m sure he will he is nice 😌
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Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
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Caleb is God-fearing
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