Caleb

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.

Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Eden: did u see Caleb he smacked that small child with a book
Will: yeah he’s dead
by Intheaeroplane December 03, 2020
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