Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".

Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

by kyle hudson small April 18, 2018

Extra toppings

What sticks to your food after it hits the floor.

Ahhh five second rule!!!! Hey look, extra toppings!!!

by From the mouths of babes July 14, 2017

Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!

"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"

by EmJay "Balls Top" August 02, 2021

balls top

Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire

Cheers to our win, balls top!

by BumbaRed78 August 04, 2021

up top

The striker/forward position in association football

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"Messi doesn't really play up top. He picks up the ball from midfield and starts many of Barcelona's attacks"

A: "Where do you play, Jimmy?" B: "I play up top"

"Stick him up top"

by MWYW March 05, 2018

Bot top

Oral sex from a robot or modern sex doll

This bar sucks; I’m going home to get some bot top.

by SonsOfGND February 11, 2018

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009