Has a micro penis, and is a backstabbing friend. Has to be viciously attacked so that he know his place cause he is a piece of filthy trash. When he goes to prom tonight he is in for an interesting dicking down.
by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019
David is annoying but he is sweet.davis is a great friend.He can be funny and has a great personality.He is weird all the time.David is a great friend.He is sorta good looking but sorta not
My friend is called David and he thinks he is good looking but I tell him he is not
My friend is called David and he thinks he is good looking but I tell him he is not
David is a great friend
by Nicole Mc eleney November 13, 2019
A guy that eats a guinea pig out he is especially stupid in some ways makes weird noises and is a prostitute. If you meet a David you should leave now cuz he may try to rape you.
Oh my gosh this guy is so David
by Samwise gamgy January 12, 2018
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by Bethan Jones October 27, 2011
A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.
Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...
Person 2: Fucking David...
by NiggaTurnt March 14, 2017
The Wife said " but I love you," the Husband replied, how you love me but telling another man I'm you're ex-husband,? "Save it for David."
by Jaye_$upreme July 24, 2017