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I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
by PKFifer November 20, 2011
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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
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Dave Perry

Omg that guy is defo a Dave Perry
by fabgalyo January 10, 2022
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Daveed

Daveed is a guy that is handsome and a nice guy is extremely athletic and is especially good at basketball he’s swishing every shot and all the girls want him to be their boyfriend.
1.wow Daveed is so hot and cute I wish he was my boyfriend.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.
by Mr. goat November 22, 2021
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Dave Day

#NationalDaveDay is celebrated on the 11th of April. #NationalDaveDay is a care free day where you can pack hammers with the boys, and drink Natty light like it’s water with no consequences. (as long as you don’t get caught)
Hey man it’s Dave Day let’s get drunk at noon!
by TheBlackShadowww April 10, 2019
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Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends
by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024
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