technoharassment

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.

Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.

by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008

technologiz

verb. To express excitement over technology or a piece of technology.

I'm technologizzing over the new iPhone.

by Allison Weiss March 27, 2008

technowhore

1) Someone who, if given the chance, would readily sell their bodies in order to gain access to the latest technology.

2)Someone who goes to great lengths to attain all the latest technology, often at great cost to their personal lives or finances.

1) In order to afford a Cyberdyne Systems T-101, Paula worked the streets for 18 months straight as a technowhore.

2) Dan was such a technowhore that he stopped buying groceries in order to save up for the new plasma rifle that was coming out in two months. Unfortunately, when it was released, he died of starvation in the line outside Best Buy waiting to get in and buy one.

by Yet Another Mike S. June 3, 2008

Technology Budget Filibuster

The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.

"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy

"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard

"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.

by archyis July 7, 2009

technologized

When something is updated to keep up with current technology.

"Did you see that new car that can park itself?"

"Yea it is so technologized."

"Is that the new iPhone?"

"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."

by Miss Crys February 17, 2010

Technoposer

An IT Specialist who knows nothing about IT but is able to fool many people into believing he is a Specialist due to impressive googling skills and improvisation of previously implemented IT protocols.

Sachin pretends to be an IT Specialist but is in fact a "Technoposer"

by KingPrash December 10, 2010

technowazzle

A noun that describes items of technology (especially as relates to software, computers and computer programs) that is so poorly understood by the speaker that they lack even the most rudimentary terms or frame of reference required for even the simplest description. Similar to the word: "thingamajig".

Example 1:

- You know the stuff on Bob's website that moves around?

- What the f*ck are you talking about, is it flash, java, php?

- Dunno, anyway, I want some of that technowazzle on my site.

Example 2:

Tom: "Anyway, you should check out Dave's new software program, it figures out how to get beautiful women to come knocking on your door in minutes."

Albert: "How does it work, does it use APIs? Or does it function off of a reverse flux capacitator?"

Tom: "Not sure, it uses some technowazzle that brings hot girls to your door, what else do you need to know you boofhead?"

by Gary Goodbloke November 26, 2010