A pepperonni pizza with pineapple on it
by JoelSeventyTwo December 23, 2010
Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner May 25, 2011
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
a guy who gives bullshit reasons or lies to friends to flake on his friends instead of being honest.
by hollahollacookka November 12, 2019
Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.
by Mr Tan’s no1 fan August 11, 2020
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 3, 2021
by gogoogogogogogoggo February 1, 2023