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splicer

A synonnym of asassin. One hired to kill but one that doesn't fail. Will go to extreme lengths to eliminate a target.
The splicer removed the dictator from his place of power.
by S.Vance July 25, 2006
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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!
Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!
by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020
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Split Lip

a term commonly used for black people because of constant street fights cause them to often have split lips.
That god damn Split Lip robbed me for all my cash!
by Football king 99 December 12, 2021
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Cock Splice

the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.
That crazy bitch took a log splitter and gave him a cock splice

Man that bitch is a cock splice
by The Riddlers March 30, 2009
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The Master Splinter

Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.

To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.

The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
by Thaddeus_Jones March 1, 2010
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split

The overall length of a birds gash from front to back!
jesus your split right round to your back, and it stinks. or you gotta split ass slag.
by A.B. eavers November 5, 2003
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