Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.
Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.
by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011
Get the sharketing mug.When a female partner initiates this behavior, her male companion, donned in rollerskates, places his palms together on top of his head mimicking a shark's fin. He rapidly skates toward her, penetrating her in the rear.
If that girl bends over one more time, I'm gonna ground shark that booty so hard she'll cough up her breakfast.
by liebensaft April 2, 2009
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A person who will stalk on people eating to entice the fact that they are full as to gain the said for themselves. This especially with pizza and some form of shark like qualities.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve have you finished with that pizza yet? You like like you are getting full"
Guy 2: "Fuck off you pizza shark!"
Guy 2: "Fuck off you pizza shark!"
by deanmv June 22, 2011
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Get the hark the shark mug.A reverse reversal of fortune.
When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.
Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
by iocat January 24, 2011
Get the Land Shark mug.A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".
Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
by hazmedic October 25, 2005
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