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sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.
Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.
by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011
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ground shark

When a female partner initiates this behavior, her male companion, donned in rollerskates, places his palms together on top of his head mimicking a shark's fin. He rapidly skates toward her, penetrating her in the rear.
If that girl bends over one more time, I'm gonna ground shark that booty so hard she'll cough up her breakfast.
by liebensaft April 2, 2009
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Pizza Shark

A person who will stalk on people eating to entice the fact that they are full as to gain the said for themselves. This especially with pizza and some form of shark like qualities.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve have you finished with that pizza yet? You like like you are getting full"

Guy 2: "Fuck off you pizza shark!"
by deanmv June 22, 2011
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hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go
sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"
by Sazmac February 22, 2007
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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
by iocat January 24, 2011
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lot shark

A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".
Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!

Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
by hazmedic October 25, 2005
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