2 definitions by hazmedic

lot shark

A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".

Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!

Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!

by hazmedic October 25, 2005

Sugar cookies

the crescents of butt cheek that stick out below shorts or underwear.

Todd: Check out the Sugar cookies on that chick!
Dan: I'd eat those anyday!

by hazmedic October 25, 2005