bunghole shart

poopy com out of bunghule
yo bro, why do my bunghole shart?” “because retard”
by musclemansjar December 7, 2021
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When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky
"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"
by anonymous December 4, 2022
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badussy shart

When you shart while having sex with three people
by Bidussty October 27, 2021
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Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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shart

when you fart anda teeny weeny bit o poo comes out
"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
by MACYYYYYYYYYYY May 23, 2022
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shart

the shit that is worst than the average
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020
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