by musclemansjar December 7, 2021

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky
by anonymous December 4, 2022

by Bidussty October 27, 2021

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
by MACYYYYYYYYYYY May 23, 2022

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020
