Selfibacy

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.

I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.

by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011

Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat

Martin spent most of the day self treating

by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010

self worship

Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk

"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"

"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 21, 2013

self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook, Youtube or similar. Only people with a superior godlike self-esteem can pull this off without feeling embarassed.

A: Hey, Dave just self-liked his post. What a loser!
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.

by davidfish December 10, 2016

self-emmolation

When your name is Emily and you'd like to set yourself on fire.

Emily is totally in a state of self-emmolation right now.

by noGoodNate September 20, 2018

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011