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oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.
Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011
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The big lez show

A absolutely skits YouTube animation made on paint that has the biggest fucking drug addicts in And the annoying green thing called clarance (fuck of) there is the the absolute mad Sasquatches that take so many drugs It’s un ber fucking leavable. Absolutely the sickest show out
The big lez show, You fucking druggo, whatyatalkingabout Donny you facking drug addict
by Danny the dealer March 26, 2019
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death by show business

cause of death attributed to the excesses of and fallout from fame...
Heaven is crowded with stars who succumbed to the temptations of celebrity and their death certificate confirms a death by show business.
by sheila in the car June 30, 2009
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Game Show Network

A TV station that shows Steve Harvey's Family Feud all day and refuses to listen to fans who say it is too much.
Oh what a surprise, Steve Harvey is on the Game Show Network.
by nobody27330 September 27, 2018
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deja el show

Spanish slang (esp. Caribbean - Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba, etc.) for "stop acting" or "drop the act". What one says to another to get them to stop playing and get straight to the point.
Calle 13, "Atrevete te te" Lyrics: "Hello, DEJA EL SHOW, subete la minifalda, hasta la espalda, subetela DEJA EL SHOW, mas alta..."

Talento del Barrio Film: "DEJA EL SHOW! Esto es un club como cualquier otra."
by El Mas Suelto October 16, 2010
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Texas Show Down

When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.
Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!
by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019
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Show Me The Receipts

to have proof of something.
Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
by LAV June 18, 2012
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