San Luis Obispo

Just about the most boring town ever. Filled with a bunch of snobby rude people, and can't go anywhere worth going with out a license.

I don't like living in San Luis Obispo, it sucks.

San Luis Obispo by yeahyeahyeah321 January 20, 2009

San Diego Chocolate Milkshake 

can be done with a girl you just met or a gay guy that you've had a serious relationship for 3 months. its done right after having anal sex remove your penis from the over sized anal hole and violently squeeze pudding into the anal hole and eating that bad boy with a spoon.

i just had a san diego chocolate milkshake it had 2 kinds of chocolates but one tasted funky

San Diego Chocolate Milkshake by sexfreak 619 February 4, 2009

san francisco 

small town assholes that still think they are the nation's ambassadors to food, culture, and society.

the stains on your pants are showing!

sometimes the crap is so sticky,it just leaves a stain on the toilet, and no amount of flushing will wash it away. san francisco is like that.

san francisco by frisco joe April 26, 2009

san jose 

The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?

San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!

san jose by BayAreaRidah41510 May 23, 2006

San Diego Soft Serve 

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.

He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.

San Diego Soft Serve by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008

San Francisco 

A horrible city filled with overly liberal people in which everything is crammed way too close together. Ir is a dismal, dirty city in which over 700,000 unlucky people live. One can find strange people on every street corner along with potentially nice people who don't speak a single word of English. People who live in the city often go weeks without seeing trees, fields, or anything natural. Nancy Pelosi is from San Francisco: That's all I really need to say about the city.

I live in Half Moon Bay and its hard to believe such a wonderful little town could be 15 miles away from such an awful place like San Francisco.

San Francisco by SerraPadre07 December 11, 2008

San Quinton Can Opener 

When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity

Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks

San Quinton Can Opener by bullish behavior September 25, 2008