Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.

Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."

by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010

Rule

Something that is higher in quality than all other things.

Peanut M&Ms rule!

by Katie March 30, 2004

Rule 40

Pool's closed, due to AIDS.

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

Rule 420

Blaze it.

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.

Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*

by PremierAlan December 4, 2016

Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

by RienLee October 31, 2011

Rule of Law

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office

The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.

by Don Mashak-The Cynical Patriot May 9, 2019

Rule 70

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.

Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.

by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023