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Robert Pattinson

An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.
Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010
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a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.
Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.
by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009
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Robert Nesta Marley

The greatest reggae singer the world has ever known. And the biggest druggie. God bless him.

R.I.P 1945-1981
by Wild Horsehumper December 15, 2008
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Robert de Niro

A once critically-acclaimed actor who has severely tainted his reputation by attempting to do comedies. On a positive note, he isn't quite as bad as national embarrassment Robin Williams yet.
Fearless Leader (Robert de Niro): Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000).
by triggaz April 21, 2008
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Robert Frost

An anonymous YouTuber who doesn't show his face, but wears blue spandex, and looks like a muscley Slender man. He talks shit about a lot of people specifically girls he liked one.
Calls himself a 'real life superhero' but doesn't ever actually get off his ass, other than to eat or go the bathroom.
He's pretty much on skype all day, complaining about people over the internet, because he's butthurt.
"Have you seen Robert Frosts new video?!"

"Nah man, he's too butthurt for me..."
by MySp00nIsT00Big August 18, 2013
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Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.
Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3
by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?
by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010
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