almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016

Mississippi Pig Roast

When a girl is getting fucked doggy style by her cousin and she is giving her brother a blow job. And the guys are thumb wrestling on her back.

A good family union in Mississippi always ends with a good Mississippi Pig Roast

by Joey782 March 27, 2021

Chicago Beef Roast

The act of eating a large amount of spicy foods, and shitting them into a homeless man’s mouth

I gave Rodney a Chicago Beef Roast yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

roaster

Anything that's hot might be referred to as a roaster. A proper curb cut may be referred to as a "roaster".

"hey man I hit that roaster coming down the hill, it was dialed."

"Dude, you got a roaster."

by nigglet4 September 5, 2008

Roast beef

When a lady has a roast beef pussy

That girls pussy looks like roast beef

by Roast beef pussy November 30, 2020