Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.

Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."

by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023

Putin

the biggest bully in the world

Putin took Zelenskies lunch

by TBNRF8n January 16, 2023

Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.

HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.

by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023

Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

puting

- a chinese name meaning a graceful botanical living by a tributary, like a tall grass or flower swaying in the wind with resilience, at the place where small merges with vastness
- playfully surreal; exuberant and grounded in being; trim and structured with a softness
- iconic with a twist; change-maker and pace-setter; rebellion in service to the whole

- she is empathy, she is critical thinking, she is brave. she is research, she is the voice of someone too scared to speak up for themselves. and she is valid despite, and in the midst of, all the confusion and self doubt. she is puting.
- spending time with you was a sanctuary, a ritual, an honoring, a brightness! you are puting.

by voice of umami June 28, 2023

putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.

Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".

by Einar137 September 16, 2023