1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
Get the Penguin chickmug. It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .
Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???
by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021
Get the club penguinmug. Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.
by t-tebs March 4, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
Get the Alabama Penguin Slidermug. To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
Get the Penguin Out of Mexicomug. Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
by Brancher June 13, 2023
Get the Hungry Penguinmug. 1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010
Get the Squishy Penguinmug.