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penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets
That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.
by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022
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penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex
I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable
by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
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Penguin shot

A penguin shot is when one person gargles a shot of alcohol in their mouth and then spits the shot into someone else’s mouth.
It’s so hot when you get a penguin shot from the boy you like.
by Stittlin January 1, 2021
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Mina penguin

A Kpop tiktok account with the name Mina._.the._.penguin that posts fancams with text over them
She goes by she/her pronouns
Some random dude on my fyp that asked for a definition
Mina penguin is a Kpop tiktok account
by Annononymoudd January 15, 2021
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Penguin chick

1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.

2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."

"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
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Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021
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Penguining

When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way
My friend loves penguining with his girlfriend
by Plankboy February 5, 2021
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