Back crack

When a fat persons back is squeezsd together to resemble a butt crack.

1. Bill Clinton likes when he gets a glimps of pure unadulterated Back crack.

2. Most people hate it when a bead of back crack sweat slide into their butt crack.

by John Mousie February 17, 2009

crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.

Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.

by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006

Crack off

jacking off using crack as lube.

ENTER NAME HERE does crack off in his basement

by -RiCe-PiCKeR- November 12, 2010

Crack Kid

At the point of climax, scream "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" while simultaneously throwing a basket ball at your partners head(preferably hitting them in the face) as hard as you can.

My girlfriend was being a massive bitch, so I decided to Crack Kid her.

by Zac bell-Allen November 24, 2014

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

smoker crack

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.

"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"

by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.

Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.

by supamonkey March 30, 2005