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myspace

a cult that has taken over almost every high school in america. or, at least new jersey."myspace is for lovers" is sumtin i've seen posted all over the emo kids blogs or profiles. it's pretty lame, but its as addicting as coke.


warning: most of the people on the site look nothing like that in person.
random guy:"no way! we're friends on mysapce!"
random girl: "well then lets fuck!"
by charlie March 13, 2005
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Myspace

Myspace is a hard word to define on so many level's,many claim the addiction to myspace is the natural urge for human attention and that is is the perfect outlet for people who crave attention.Sigmund Freud,if here were alive today would definately include a case study on the nature of this website.Freud then would proceed to set up an account for his case study and himself would fall prey to the addiction,eventually adding people like Albert Einstein,Marie Curie to his top 8 list,he soon would abandon his work and focus on the social aspects of myspace for himself personally,he would eventually post blogs,post one picture of himself just for vanity sake and proceed to check his laptop every hour or so to see if any girls did "brainy guys",after severe disapointment Freud decides that the only alternative is to abandon his elitist ways and become trendy in the Myspace ways,He add garage bands to his friends list,posts picture comments to Marie Curie in provocative outfits and even manages to score a fat chick from myspace.Freud then realizes soon after,that he could have done the same thing in real life,exept listening to a garage band,he could go listen to a big name band at a real concert,and instead of the fat chick from myspace who leaves him 50 comments a day,he could have easily just walked up to a hot chick in real life and ask for her number and feel more satisfied than anything he could have done through myspace.

The Morale of this boring story is,Anyone intellegent can fall for the charm of myspace,but always remember people on computer's have mental problems of some sorts,people who are confident in real life dont have to get on myspace to find friends,so if those people who you were jelous of in high school talk to you,remember their is a looser inside of them that finally got out,they just hid it better than your stupid ass
"Myspace was fun to try,but i think real life is more satisfying"
by ReaXan June 27, 2006
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Myspexual

Addicted to Myspace in such a way, you friends and parents think you are sexually attracted to it.
Jamie You've been on my space checking your homepage for picture comments for five hours! I think you might be Myspexual.
by Emma Tom April 30, 2007
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mysm

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Heyy guys... i'm movin 2 america.. i'm gonna mysm
by Sexcii-lady February 27, 2007
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myspace terms

Set of words used to describe how close you are to someone else. If you know someone enough to add them on myspace, then you are in myspace terms.
#1: I met a guy yesterday, but we only said hi and talked for one second
#2: I see...
#1: Do you think we're on myspace terms yet?
by humans are scary May 28, 2006
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MYSFM

Abbreviation for Miss(ed) You So Fucking/Freaking Much
Hey Dude i MYSFM.
by annah234 August 6, 2010
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Myspace

Absolute ghost-town of a social network
In 8 years time:
Person 1: Add me on myspace
Person under the age of 20: What's myspace?
by Muzikman_127 March 14, 2011
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