This one is for the gentlemen.......during sex, before you climax, remove your penis from desired orphus and climax into the palm of your hand, saving the girl from taking your monstrous goo. Then, when she starts to thank you, quickly yell "Charlie Murphy!" and slap her across the face with your jizz loaded hand.
by trizomes March 28, 2012
Get the Charlie Murphy mug.A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
by gateway! June 6, 2009
Get the murf mug.blacking out every possible surface on a car's exterior. black wheels, dark tint, black paint (sometimes flat), no chrome, no color...just black....all black.
by iammatt May 15, 2008
Get the murder out mug.by SouthParkBitch June 16, 2011
Get the Ann Murray mug.Shaming victims of murder, cheering at the violent death of a person, making fun and trivializing murder and not showing proper respect to murder victims so that their families can move on.
1. Blaming a victim for being murdered.
2. Teaching people not to get murdered instead of teaching people, mostly sociopaths, not to murder.
3. Blaming the victim(s) and idolizing the murderer is an example of murder culture.
4. Telling murder jokes and making death threats such as "I am going to kill you!" is an example of murder culture.
5. Denying murder culture exists.
2. Teaching people not to get murdered instead of teaching people, mostly sociopaths, not to murder.
3. Blaming the victim(s) and idolizing the murderer is an example of murder culture.
4. Telling murder jokes and making death threats such as "I am going to kill you!" is an example of murder culture.
5. Denying murder culture exists.
by WonderfulThingsAreEverywhere April 28, 2013
Get the Murder Culture mug.You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.
by Aldo Johnson June 13, 2008
Get the Murky Jerky mug.Probably the most popular girl in Brooklyn. Ex child model, known for her interesting y2k fashion (that only people from Brooklyn would understand), she is the idol for many 13 yr olds in Park Slope who all want to dress like they are homeless but didn't have the confidence to do so until the saw THE Murphzzzzz doing it!
Park slope girl #1 " Guess who I saw at Gov Ball last weekend! Murphy Penn!!"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
by misssparklejumpropequeen September 28, 2019
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