mongolian tiptoe

the action of tiptoeing with no feet

You can tiptoe for 8 hours? Well I can Mongolian tiptoe for 8 seconds.

by franspam June 2, 2024

Mongoled

Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.

Adam: That girl with a fat ass...I think she got mongoled?
James: Whats mongoled?
Adam: Big asian guy fucks a girl.
James: Oh another dumb porn reference.

by cheekz_w July 7, 2024

Mongoled

Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.

Adam: That girl with a fat ass...I think she got mongoled?
James: Whats mongoled?
Adam: Big asian guy fucks a girl.
James: Oh another dumb porn reference.

by cheekz_w July 7, 2024

Mongolian TipToe

To "Mongolian TipToe" is to tip toe, but without the bending of the toes. Making them land fully horozontally on the ground.

He can Mongolian TipToe! Of course he's someone to fear

by Voltical July 8, 2024

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

mongobongo

A word that has gained steady popularity in Copenhagen which describes something crazy, wild, festive in the context of social gatherings. If used outside said function, the word serves as a negative connotation.

(An example of the word in the context of social gatherings)

Simon: "Let's go out and get mongobongo!"
John: "Great idea, I'll invite the cyclist as well!"

(An example of the word as a negative connotation outside social gatherings)

Mathias: "Wow, this coffee is mongobongo!"
Sebastian: "You think? I think it tastes perfectly"

by sepasticus October 22, 2024

Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024