Known as the gayest school on the Sunshine Coast. Everyone that attends is rich and loves to fuck boys.
Normal kid: what school do you go to
Rich gay kid: Matthew flinders
Normal kid: so you have gay sleepovers with your freinds
Rich gay kid: yes and we fuck all night long
Rich gay kid: Matthew flinders
Normal kid: so you have gay sleepovers with your freinds
Rich gay kid: yes and we fuck all night long
by Jd1947294 August 08, 2021
Sexy, plump,juicy, will make you nut.Who needs a girlfriend?Thiccness is compared to Nigward's nose.His beautiful brown eyes will make you cream all over this device your on
by BlahBlahDefinitions November 19, 2018
this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay
Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
by MattyboyoXDFAM June 10, 2022
Lucas is absolutely amazing, thinks they’re ugly but they aren’t, cares for you deeply inside but doesn’t show it, is cute and adorable, has a beautiful smile that can light up the whole room, personality of a wonderful person, somebody who you would want to spend the rest of your life with as soon as you lay your eyes on them. They have a peculiar but funny sense of humour, and they watch anime.
by somebodywhoyoullneverlike May 21, 2021
by jsvplayz May 07, 2018
To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake
by Bondini May 27, 2019
by red_beazt_06 May 08, 2017