Quick math

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

by aballinwhitey December 22, 2010

Mathalete

Definition 1: Someone who is a ninja at maths.

Bill: Dude what's a martingale?

Josh: A martingale is a stochastic process where the expected value of all the future values equals the current value.

Bill: How the fuck do you know this shit!?

Josh: I'm a mathalete.

by The JTC May 25, 2010

Math Boyfriend

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.

You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"

by zclotr March 22, 2011

math

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

by a math professor July 17, 2012

Matheesha

Matheesha, also going by the nickname MathsMaster#8786, is a boy who lacks agility and has a taste for balls of all types (soccer balls, basketballs and more). Generally gets 1 run in indoor cricket matches and does not give a damn about school, farming them "D"s in every subject except learning support. By the way, keep your gay detectors off because he radiates the most gay energy know to man.

That guy is such a 'Matheesha' he's trying to flirt with that guy over there.

by mathsmaster May 12, 2022

Quick Math

A sequence of events that take place in order to determine a greater variable. A set of equations that alow for someone to determine if they are going to have a “good” night.

“Is tonight a quick math night?”
“I’m not sure...pull out your 50 ergo curved custom calculator and let’s find out. But hurry...it’s almost 10 Alcock”

by 123 quick maths January 23, 2019

Cool math games

A website where you can play the littiest game ever awesome tanks 2

Ayoo i finished my project wanna 1v1 me on cool math games

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019