Girl math

A form of math that is fake

Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.

by Eushshtb October 29, 2023

Math Skank

When your at a party or gathering that hasnt got going, one person shouts out 'Maths Skank' and everyone has to start busting out moves like Divide, Find X and Multiply

(rubbish, quiet party)
Ben: MATH SKANK

everyone gets up and dances saving the party

by Son of Skankage May 17, 2009

Obama Math

A paradoxical idea that one can somehow cut spending by increasing spending.

Alex Sink practices Obama Math.

by Brav3h3art October 27, 2010

do the math

to think about it, esp when dealing with numbers...

um, theres 4 pieces of candy and 5 kids...think one will mind? Do the math.

by Ivy April 7, 2005

Math Stud

Dr. Fogel @ IMSA

by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

math face

The complexion on ones face while working out a common math sum, for example how much wage will be recieved or how much shopping can be bought.

The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.

One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.

John gave me the math face when I asked him how much he was selling his star wars collection for.

by tommyhaych September 18, 2006

Wine Math

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

by Ganvan September 9, 2011