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Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
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When the time is right, the free hand is used to slap the opposite side of the chest (the right hand on the left side, for instance) to emulate a sound of respect and applause.
When the time is right, the free hand is used to slap the opposite side of the chest (the right hand on the left side, for instance) to emulate a sound of respect and applause.
Some random local band: "That was our new single, Emotional Napsack".
Me: "That sucked, might as well chest clap them, dude."
The guy next to me: "Who are you? Shut up!"
Me: "That sucked, might as well chest clap them, dude."
The guy next to me: "Who are you? Shut up!"
by tommyhaych October 1, 2006
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The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.
One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.
The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.
One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.
by tommyhaych September 18, 2006
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2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.
1) I'll extend my arms out to learn a lesson that no teachers teach on how to admire the morning in case this is the last one that I'll ever see. - Socratic
2) Makes no sense to me - Me
2) Makes no sense to me - Me
by Tommyhaych July 14, 2006
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The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
by TommyHaych April 27, 2006
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You could make some cock and bull story about how crumpets derive from canada
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hahah...cock and bull
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i'm roarin', hahaha
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by TommyHaych April 19, 2006
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