Master Yoda

A horrific sex act, originating in North Korea.

Li - "What did you get up to with that girl"

Ki - "Oh, ya know. Performed the Master Yoda."

by Kiaman October 10, 2009

Puppet Master

1: one helluva album by King Diamond 2: the act of using words and phrases to change the way others think-making them feel guilt or sorry for you...often times trying to manipulate them so one can get one's own way.

"Yeah, yesterday Jeremy was trying to puppet master me again...that ass hole."

by Messsser September 29, 2006

the master of time and space

someone who is above all others in the world

becker

someone who solves problems in a blink of an eye

he truly is the master of time and space

by the master of time and space June 11, 2008

Master Baiting

The act in a First Person Shooter (FPS) video game where a player lures others into a kill zone with the bait of a desirable item. Also by luring players into a kill zone rigged by mines by intentionally giving their position away to the enemy. Claymores and C-4 traps are sometimes referred to as cream pies (claymore) and cupcakes (C-4).

I was playing Black ops when I started Master Baiting. I dropped my care package in the courtyard while I took cover to kill those that tried to take it. I rigged the doorway with claymores then started shooting out the window so others would try to rush and taste my cream pie. I started unloading out the window when they came to see me master bait and took a cream pie in the face. Delicious.

by RoG SPECTER December 22, 2010

Master of the Seven C's

Master of the Seven C's:

good with the ladies cause he's a master of

coolness
calmness
cabbin' stabbin'
confidence
cum shots
clits
cakin'

a play off of The Master of the Seven Seas

Brady is a Master of the Seven C's! All the girls talk about his skills in bed.

by merendo June 21, 2005

Dork Master

One who has honed their specific area of dorkishness to a high art. All dorks within their own sphere of dorkishness (short wave radio, star wars collectibles, etc.) bow to their supreme dork powers.

Man, I thought I was a comic book geek, but that guy has like 5000 comics in his basement - he is the total Dork Master of comicbookdom.

by Jack1234 January 18, 2006

Sass Master

Someone who masters all the sass.

person 1: Are you hanging out with Julie? or Amelia tonight? have fun either way. *wink*
person 2: Are you fucking Brandon tonight? or no? have fun either way. *wink*
person 1: You're such a sass master.

by hawkerfield September 22, 2012